An American Carol

Kevin Farley Michael Malone Kelsey Grammer General George S. Patton Leslie Nielsen Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa Trace Adkins Angel of Death Robert Davi Aziz Geoffrey Arend Mohammed Travis Schuldt Josh Jon Voight President George Washington James Woods Todd Grosslight Dennis Hopper Judge Clarence Henderson Kevin Sorbo George Mulrooney Bill O'Reilly Himself David Alan Grier Rastus Malone Gary Coleman Slave Christopher McDonald Lab Technician Serdar Kalsin Ahmed Oliver Muirhead Neville Chamberlain Karri Turner Lab Tech 2 Alaina Huffman Celebrity 1 Simon Rex Simon Rex Dana Lyn Baron Speaker 1940's Julian Berlin Woman at Awards Party Cocoa Brown Airport Security Guard 1 Jen Halperin Hottie Mary Castro Hottie Nikki DeLoach Lily Susan Deming It's That Michael Malone! Katie Gill Rehearsal Actress Cameron Goodman Political Aide Camille Meyer I Gave up an Ass Lift for This? Mary Hart Entertainment Tonight Host Kaleigh Kennedy Becca/Kaleigh Simone Lotter Partygoer 2 Jillian Murray Heather Gail O'Grady Jane Wagstaffe Anna Osceola Molly Duncan Lu Parker Reporter 1 Amy Povich Airport Passenger 1 Jane Justice Park Reporter 2 Jenna Vogeler Tiny Tina/Jenna Lauren Lee Smith Voice of Reason Nadine Ellis Parent Marilyn Rising Parent Julianne Waters Columbia Student '1968' Christy Williams Columbia Student '1968' Alexander DiPersia Rehearsal Actor Sandi Johnson Professor Mark Vafiades Look Out! It's Those Christians! Jesse Heiman Young Michael Malone Brent Lydic Wounded Soldier Chriss Anglin John F. Kennedy Brandon Alter He's Much Fatter in Person. Scott Bailey Celebrity 2 Morgan Beck "Free History Term Papers" Randall Bosley Mussolini Joanne Bowland Intern Vicki Browne Rosie O'Connell Jeff Corbett Policeman 2 Rebekah Crane Girl Scout Tony X. Deale Security Guard Chrisanne Eastwood Hippie 2 Mell Flynn "Traitor!" Lisa Fredrickson Singer Carl De Gersdorff Teddo Eileen Gonzales Reporter on TV Allen Lee Haff Airport Security Guard 2 Joe Hartzler 'Marines!' / Sassy Sailor Mark Henderson Minister 2 Benton Jennings Hitler Jack Kelly You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller Coco Leigh Nun on Bus Zachary Levi Lab Tech 1 Joey Luthman Boy Scout Rich McDonald Thought You Hated Country Music! Meghan McEveety Trophy Girl Brighid McEveety Girl at BBQ Steve Monroe Airport Passenger 2 Tyler Jacob Moore Marty Joey Naber Terrorist 2 Durrell Nelson Chaplain John O'Hurley Silvano David Oved Afghan Prisoner 2 Norman Panto Accordion Player Robert Pierce Minister 1 Bill Posley Mose Malone Oren Rehany Terrorist on Bike F. Lee Reynolds Subway Policeman Bryant Romo "Sailors!" Elizabeth Scott I'm Starved. Evan Sayet Patient in Line Atticus Shaffer Timmy / Atticus Sammy Sheik Subway Terrorist Abbie Shepherd Trophy Girl at BBQ Joe Sikorra Policeman (MSG) 1 Steve Spiro Cuban Commander Richard Tanner Village Voter Peter F. Tegan Stagehand Fred Travalena Jimmy Carter Hiroshi Ueha Tojo Lee von Ernst Hippie 1 Josh Zucker Voice of Reason Sarah Zucker Voice of Reason Paul R. Goldberg Cocktail Musician John T. Hatton Cocktail Musician Allen Simpson Cocktail Musician / Musician Joanna Repsold Wedding Guest Badger Wagstaffe Wedding Guest Cheryl Baxter Parent Troy Christian Parent Laura Fremont Parent Michael Higgins Parent Elisabeth Jee Parent Blane Savage Parent Marc Oka Parent Carlton Wilborn Parent Heather Lea Gerdes Professor Marcy Goldman Professor Ernest Harden Jr. Professor Anthony Marciona Professor Stan Mazin Professor Bubba Dean Rambo Professor Jerry Trent Professor Keith Allan Plantation Singer Fred Braggs Plantation Singer Eddie Eason Plantation Singer Jimmy Fisher Plantation Singer Julio Hanson Plantation Singer Tyree Mills Plantation Singer Andre Washington Plantation Singer Reshma Gajjar Columbia Student '1968' Christopher Jenkins Holmes Columbia Student '1968' Brian Michael Jones Columbia Student '1968' Eric Gustafson Musician David Kogge Musician Dan Vulovic Musician Adam Yasmin Musician Paris Hilton Self