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John Cleese Brian Stimpson Penelope Wilton Pat Garden Alison Steadman Gwenda Stimpson Stephen Moore Mr. John Jolly Joan Hickson Mrs. Ellie Trellis Benjamin Whitrow Headmaster Geoffrey Palmer Headmaster Michael Aldridge Prior Sharon Maiden Laura Wisely Penny Leatherbarrow Woman Teacher Howard Lloyd-Lewis Ted Jonathan Bowater Clint Mark Bunting Studious Boy Robert Wilkinson Streaker John Bardon Ticket Collector Mark Burdis Glen Scully Nadia Sawalha Mandy Kostakis Dickie Arnold Man at Station Angus MacKay First Class Passenger Peter Needham Porter Peter Lorenzelli Taxi Driver Chip Sweeney Paul Stimpson Constance Chapman Mrs. Wheel Ann Way Mrs. Way Ann-Marie Gwatkin Petrol Station Cashier Mohammed Ashiq Manager Pat Keen Mrs. Wisely Geoffrey Hutchings Mr. Ted Wisely Geoffrey Greenhill Policeman with Mrs. Wheel Richard Ridings Policeman at Crash Geoffrey Davion Policeman at Crash Charles Bartholomew Man in Telephone Box Sheila Keith Pat's Mother Christian Regan Pat's Son Alan Parnaby Policeman at Telephone Box Tony Haygarth Ivan Ronald Sowton Monk Alan Granton Monk Susan Field Woman in Lane Leslie Schofield Policeman Arresting Pat Mike Glynn Policeman with Black Eye Nicholas Le Prevost Headmaster Peter Cellier Headmaster David Conville Headmaster Patrick Godfrey Headmaster Rupert Massey Headmaster John Rowe Headmaster Philip Voss Headmaster Jeffry Wickham Headmaster Nick Stringer Det. Sgt. George Rice Graeme Green Detective Constable Sidney Livingstone Porsche Driver Michael Percival Man in Wood Peter Jonfield Det. Insp. Laundryman Brian Portsmouth Detective Constable Graeme Ford Willy Black (uncredited) Danny Lee School Boy