Lazer Team

Burnie Burns Hagan Gavin Free Woody Michael Jones Zach Colton Dunn Herman Alexandria DeBerry Mindy Alan Ritchson Adam Steve Shearer Colonel Emory Kirk C. Johnson Officer Vandenbloom Benjamin Scott General Cale Johnny Walter Murdoch Chris Demarais Franksen Jeremy St. James Bean Patrick A. Grover Cronie #1 Bobby Hernandez Cronie #2 Irina Voronina Beautiful Scientist Gustavo Sorola Disheveled Scientist Clayton de Wet Scientist Blaine Gibson Hospital Guard #1 Brandon Farmahini Hospital Guard #2 Shannon McCormick Creepy Orderly Anthony Abron Scared Orderly Mica Burton Jules Travis Martin Rival Quarterback Bill Wise Football Announcer #1 Dale Watson Football Announcer #2 Korey Coleman Web Bomb! Host Joel Heyman Reporter Ed Robertson BNL News Anchor Ron Oliveira National News Anchor Yomary Cruz Entertainment News Anchor Jon Risinger Game Show Host Justine Ezarik Vlogger Josh Flanagan Paranoid YouTuber Alexis Magee Girl on News Aaron Spivey-Sorrells Stadium Cop #1 Sean Duggan Stadium Cop #2 Alan Abdine Stadium Cop #3 Liz Beckham Desk Nurse Yvonne Secretan Gloria Tom Booker Doctor Kira Pozehl VR Tech #1 Patrick Salazar VR Tech #2 Mike Dell Commander Arthur Marroquin High School Hagan Carmichael Simon High School Herman Webb Hullum Young Adam Dalton E. Gray Teenage Adam Gregory Kelly Worg Neil deGrasse Tyson Self Lee Eddy Radio Dispatcher (voice) Gray Haddock (voice) Matt Hullum (voice) Lindsay Jones (voice) Patrick Rodriguez (voice) Thomas Eilers Copeland Lazer Team Fan Anna Hullum Lazer Team Fan Mills Hullum Lazer Team Fan Teddy Burns Lazer Team Fan J.D. Burns Lazer Team Fan Kara Eberle Ruby Lakes Cheerleader (uncredited) Barbara Dunkelman Ruby Lakes Cheerleader (uncredited) Arryn Zech Ruby Lakes Cheerleader (uncredited) Maggie Tominey Ruby Lakes Cheerleader (uncredited) Meg Turney Ruby Lakes Cheerleader (uncredited) Kerry Shawcross Cosplayer (uncredited)